NEWS & NONSENSE... 

IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE... IT'S AN UPDATE!!!

So, it's been almost a year since you've seen an update on this site. Whose fault is this? You may ask. The answer is simple. Nazis. That's right folks, the Nazi regime has regrouped and joined forces with the conservative group known as the Tea Party with a sole focus of preventing any and all twopumpchump.com updates. The band was forced to give Glenn Beck a reach around just to get the word out to you, the fans. Among the updates made you will find a complete up to date list of gigs. From this point on, the band promises to do whatever is necessary (including sexual favors) to ensure that this site is kept up to date on all our latest show dates. So be sure to keep it locked right here for information on when TPC will next be in your neck of the woods and until next time... Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.