NEWS & NONSENSE... 

ARE YOU RETARDED?

 So, the time we have all been waiting for is almost upon us. The tenative release date for "Get You Some" is planned for August 15th 2009. We will be releasing the album in style at Phoenix Hill Tavern, where we will be performing an extra long set in the Saloon, joined by the bands Stitch Rivet and Dogwater. Be sure to join us for this momentous occasion and if you don't... well... then it's official... you're fuckin' retarded! I know what you're thinking. I'm not a doctor, how can I give you such a diagnosis? Well the truth is, as most doctors who are worth a shit will tell you, avoiding a great rock show is a sure sign of the onset of retardation. Don't believe me? Get on WebMD and look it up, retard! Anyway, as I'm sure you know by now, the album will be available on this site on August 15th as well. So, if you are too retarded to leave the house, not to worry, we've got you covered. As always, keep it locked right here for all the latest political incorrectness and until next time, if you were at all offended by the retard jokes contained herein. Not to worry, my mother was killed by a pack of wild retards in the 80's, so I have an excuse.